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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Feb 8, 2005 3:56:25 GMT -5
McPlotBunny # 12 : WHAT CAVE SLAYER WANTS, SHE GETS IT
BTVS / Angel crossover
TIMELINE: BTVS - Season 4 (Beer Bad), Angel - Season 1
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- Buffy never ‘dated’ with Parker, so no sex with the poophead.
- Buffy and Riley started to date much earlier than in the show. It’s nothing serious yet, just some kisses and petting – no sex!
- Buffy knows about the Initiative, and Riley knows about the Slayer thing.
- Spike is already ‘working’ with the Scoobies, and he actually likes being with them (well, he still hates Riley).
- Buffy and Riley had a fight, so Buffy went that bar where Xander was working as a bartender. She drunk that ‘bad’ beer, and became a caveslayer.
- Her friends found her and took her to Giles’ place. They’re trying to find what’s wrong with Buffy. In the meanwhile Buffy is messing walls with her ‘cave drawings’. Then she gets bored, and starts to sniffing and examine her friends (‘Boy smells nice.’ ‘Pretty colors!’ etc…) She thinks Giles is safe person (like a father figure), Willow has pretty hair, Xander smells nice (and Anya definitely doesn’t like that), Anya is mean person, Spike feels funny (she feels he is a vampire, but she likes the feeling), and Riley… Let’s just say she pretty much ignores him.
- Spike doesn’t like researching so he entertains Buffy. Riley watches how happy Buffy is with Spike, and he is ready to kill Spike, and Spike is inwardly smiling how Caveslayer Buffy treats her precious boyfriend.
- And things get even more complicated when a visitor comes – it’s Angel. He needs some information from Giles, and he had decided to visit his place quickly and then leave Sunnydale before Buffy knows. Well, his plans go straight down to hell when he comes to Giles’ place and meets the whole gang there. It’s a very memorable moment for everyone: Everyone is surprise about Angel’s visit, Riley has no idea who the heck he is and why the stranger is staring at his girlfriend who is sitting on Spike’s lap, Spike is smirking when both Slayer’s ex and present boyfriend are jealous because Buffy seems to be quite comfortable where she’s is sitting at. And Anya is of course trying to keep the caveslayer away from her boyfriend, and Xander is actually happy about the whole situation (he doesn’t like Riley, so he wants to know how Riley reacts when he finds out who Angel is, and of course he also wants to know will Angel kill Captain Cornbred when he finds out who Riley is), and then there is of course Spike who seems to enjoy the whole mess. And Giles is already getting a headache. And Buffy? Well she gets a whole new idea…
- Buffy is immediately interested in to get to know the stranger better. She goes to sniffing Angel, and likes what she smells. She sits on his lap, and announces: ‘Buffy wants boy! Buffy wants to mate! Buffy wants babies with boy!’ Everyone is shocked, Riley is probably ready to rip Buffy away from Angel, Angel is shocked too but also pleased that she stills wants him even if she isn’t herself at the moment, and Spike… Well, he is of course enjoying Riley’s discomfort (and even if he hates his grand-sire, he thinks Angel is better mate for the Slayer than some farmboy from Iowa).
- Angel is starting to be quite uncomfortable when Buffy squirms on his lap and is nibbing his neck. Then Riley explodes and starts yelling at Angel about using an innocent girl who doesn’t have no idea what she is doing. Well, Riley starts to piss off the usually well mannered vampire, and… What does he do?
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Post by Goddessa39 on Feb 8, 2005 18:27:06 GMT -5
ROFLMFAO!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off!) This sounds so hilarious! I hope someone takes this piece and does something with it! It is awesome! How did you come up with this-you seem to have a bunch of wonderful ideas-and you make it so I can get my BA say in it too.  |
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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Feb 8, 2005 22:55:03 GMT -5
Thank you, thank you... I don't know where those ideas come from. I just wanna read something new and original, and I do these Bunnies and Challenges so someone could write those stories for me... ~ ~ ~ I've read some Buffy / Spike stories about Beer Bad, but I don't remember if I've seen any Buffy / Angel stories. I think I've read one, but I'm not 100% sure. So, I wanted something new: Cave Slayer, Angel, and some Riley-bashing. And then I'd a happy little reader... ;D
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Post by Goddessa39 on Feb 9, 2005 20:05:19 GMT -5
I read one that I found (NC17) and it wasn't bad really. But I don't know where it went. I haven't read any Spike/Buffy ones, and I can't say that I ever will-that relationship just does not stick to me so well.
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Post by Aly on Feb 10, 2005 1:33:27 GMT -5
Mmmmm... Riley bashing. It sounds like a great time!
I so wish I had the time for a new project! I have two projects nearly done, but I just picked up another. Not to mention my guild wants me to write something completely different from any of this. I just wish I could go back to beta-reading, but until this one "project" is complete, I will be dedicating my time to jungle-quette.
This could also be a delicious adult fic. I should learn how to actually write those without them sounding way too much like a Joanna Lindsey novel.
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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Feb 10, 2005 9:36:11 GMT -5
Oooh, I wouldn't mind some hot smut.  I'm kinda out of ideas at the moment so I don't have any other intelligent / great suggestions coming. |
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Post by Goddessa39 on Feb 10, 2005 21:36:19 GMT -5
Hmmm. My mind is kindof out of character- with the not having ideas. I'll think of something when it is time to get off the computer thoug, just watch...
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Post by Aly on Feb 12, 2005 2:34:55 GMT -5
As long as Buffy doesn't go all hot for Giles, I am fine with this idea! That would be a little... disturbing.
Poor Angel has his ex crawling all over him, her current all pissed off at him, his grandson-by-siring all smug at him... and he has no idea why. Talk about putting Angel in an awkward situation!
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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Feb 12, 2005 8:08:38 GMT -5
I wanted that Caveslayer-Buffy would try to seduce poor Angel, and he tries to do everything to resist her.
Then there are all the funny variables how Riley sees this situation, and what Spike is gonna do - does he try to make Angel jealous by 'playing' with Caveslayer, or does he just watch the firework triangle - Caveslayer-Buffy, Angel & Riley.
And I really hope Buffy doesn't try anything with Giles.
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Post by Goddessa39 on Feb 13, 2005 11:35:05 GMT -5
I think that the only thing she will do to Giles is bug him, sniff him, act daughterly towards him, get out of situations with puppy-gdog-baby-face, and make him rub his glasses continuously.
I think Riley would be really jealous, and Spike tries to piss eeryone off, while starting to feel connected to Buffy in a friendly strictly-non-romantic way. He can kind of stand her now, and she is always good for 'dances' as well, even though his chip is in his head.
And maybe Angel's soul got anchored some time, and Cordy spills it, while Angel is too, embaressed or soemthing, to tell her.
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Post by Aly on Feb 13, 2005 23:49:15 GMT -5
It would be kind of funny for Spike to be all smug about Angel's chivalrous attitude - considering he'd go all psychotic if he WAS seduced by one lovely cave-slayer. Then again, Spike could offer to scratch that little itch for the poor Slayer and she would be all... anti-Spike.
Lastly, there is poor Riley who deserves all that comes to him (evil evil moron he is!).
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Post by Goddessa39 on Feb 14, 2005 17:21:10 GMT -5
Cool. Angel could all be trying to stay away from her, but at the same time, he wants to protect herself and everything. And Spike is just enjoying the time of his life while Buffy bugs the heck out of people... "I could get used to this... Bloody Hell! What am I saying?!" Spike could say.
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