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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Mar 6, 2005 12:56:52 GMT -5
So, this is my Inspirational Challenge #60. I won't give much more than this pic, so work with it.
What comes into your mind when you look at this pic and read the text? What do you think?
How long it will take from Buffy to find out that her puppy isn't exactly normal?
What Frank (the puppy) thinks about Buffy?
How did Frank end up to be a family pet?
What kind of trouble these two will cause?
TIP: This is a BTVS / MIB crossover
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Post by Aly on Mar 7, 2005 16:02:59 GMT -5
This one would be hilarious. Frank would see Buffy as the hot dame he could never have, and Buffy would see Frank as the creepy horned-up puppy. Yet, they would have great adventures together. He would talk her into doing things like Faith would have (the whole want-take-have), and she would teach him patience and other life things. Can you imagine them trying to teach the other about romance? Burning down a high school is just the beginning...
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Post by Goddessa39 on Mar 7, 2005 22:46:53 GMT -5
Yeah, it sounds like the hellmouth could be in for some adventure. If Frank was incorporated into the story, like BTVS was kinda rewritten to contain the dog, I can see him as another shoulder to hold her up during late S2 and early/late S3. Would Buffy get into anything with aliens... probably since the dog is just the start of what the mouth of hell can attract.
And what if a group of aliens wanted the hellmouth for themselves, but the MIB knew they couldn't do something like that for various reasons, like that is the Slayer's grounds. And she has permission to kill anything inhuman that enters her territory without rights of the non-evil kind.-Hey! That could be an challenge all on it's own!
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Post by Aly on Mar 8, 2005 2:13:37 GMT -5
Oh, can you just imagine her going up against an alien? I'm thinking the one large "bug" from the original MIB movie, or even something like the subway monster. Heh... that is a fantastic reason to distrust the hellmouth even more!
And, what if Joyce found the poor dog on the street or in a pound or something? That way, Frank has been doggie-napped, and the MIB team has to recover their pug from a very attached Buffy.
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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Mar 8, 2005 4:28:15 GMT -5
Oh yeah, your choices are real fine! That subway monster was totally hilarious guy. Think about if that alien would appear from inside of the Hellmouth. I bet Scooby Gang's mouths would hang wide open.
And about Frank: How many times Buffy would have to kick him out of her bathroom or bed when he tries to sneak a peak? ;D
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Post by Aly on Mar 8, 2005 4:33:20 GMT -5
Or how many times would the pug chastise her for skipping out on her "education" in order to cut classes to play hooky or do Slayer-ish stuff?
Oh, the fun someone could have with this one!
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Post by Goddessa39 on Mar 8, 2005 18:34:07 GMT -5
If the pug chastised her, then she would just scold him back. He is a little pervert when you get down to it-a little odd too. I could see the worm thingy from the subway making it's way from the hellmouth, but what if it was just like another demon, and Buffy had kinda right and predatorial reign over the area, so the worm thingy was just kinda supposed to stay hidden in an area, say a junk yard or dump or soemthing. If it was a bug, I could see it running into that cockaroach thingy from S5, or maybe a vamp.
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Post by Aly on Mar 9, 2005 2:37:31 GMT -5
It would be SO fitting to have the vampire be the bad guy. The MIB people would question their own sanity if they thought that a vampire was from outer space. Buffy would be questioning their sanity if they thought the vampire was anything but underworld-y. And Frank the pug would be sitting there with his cigar cackling because now he knows both worlds.
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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Mar 10, 2005 12:30:35 GMT -5
I just got the most sickest idea ever.  Do Buffy's friends know about Frank? I mean that he is not actually a normal puppy dog. They might get to know the secret at some point, but how would they actually find it out? So, what's the sick part? Think about Frank, high school and girls' locker room. ;D What if there was some really important thing that caused Buffy to bring Frank with her to school. Maybe she left Giles to babysit Frank, and he sneaked out when Giles has other things to do. So, what a really sick minded (horny) alien dog would do? Head for the school babes, of course. What's the better place than the locker room when girls are changing their clothes. And what if Frank couldn't keep his mouth shut, and he said something to the girls. And what would happen after that? I bet Buffy's friends would know something really weird is going on after that episode... |
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Post by Aly on Mar 10, 2005 15:33:37 GMT -5
If this happens in Season One, it would give Cordelia an even bigger reason to think Buffy is a "freak", if she has a perverted-talking dog.
Oh, and not just the girl's locker room! He could cause problems in classes, too. Can't you just see some poor unsuspecting teacher calling on a poor kid and the pug answering something completely disgusting and off-topic?
In the library, the pug could cause a lot of damage, too. What if the puppy likes to play with weapons? Buffy would have to be completely inconspicuous and "bad doggie!" while trying to maintain Frank's anonymity. Giles can't find out about "Frank", or else he'll do all sorts of tests and such on her poor pooch, and he'll probably figure that Frank is a product of the Hellmouth instead of a pug from outer space.
Lastly, the cafeteria. What better way to freak out a high school than to drag in dead animals, bits of dead Hellmouth-creatures (in other words, he "borrows" them from the library or from Buffy's room or something) and otherwise use the potty in such a public locale?
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Post by Goddessa39 on Mar 10, 2005 19:40:06 GMT -5
Hmmm. Frank can always go in the lockers room and end up in front of Cordelia. He can drool and accidently say something (or lick/humb something? LOL!) that would freak her out making her think Buffy us even more of a freak.
If Frank gets determined to make it up to her, the dog can always go to Snyder's office and do things there that would piss and freak him out, but not stick around him so Buffy doesn't get into trouble.
Or Buffy could get back at the dog by luring Giles and the dog near eachother and coaxing Frank to talk in front of the watcher, and then the teasting, questioning, "How Fascinationg" stuff would begin.
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Post by CrystalCheyenne on Mar 11, 2005 0:13:59 GMT -5
This is an early S1 fic, right? Buffy is still getting to know Sunnydale and her new friends. Giles is kinda freaked about her. She definetely isn't that kind of Slayer he wanted to have. She is smart mouth, use some teeny tiny clothes, is too head strong, and makes too many decisions by her own. So, maybe one night she has to leave Giles babysitting Frank while she is on patrol. He is reading some old, dusty books, drinking some scotch and cursing his Slayer. Frank is getting bored and says something to Giles. Giles thinks he is drunk when he hears Buffy's dog talking to him. Frank talks on and on, and Giles can't do anything else than listen to him. And because Frank is Frank, he is talking some dirty things. Giles seemed to be so 'innocent' on S1 before we knew about his Ripper past, so let's play with that. So, Frank is talking dirties and Giles is listening with ears and cheeks burning. And when Buffy comes to get Frank, Giles pushes him to Buffy and babbles something to her. Buffy asks how the evening went, and Frank doesn't say anything about how he talked to Giles, because she had warned about the talking. When Giles wakes up next morning, he remembers Frank. He still thinks he was too drunk, but wants to find out if Frank actually can speak. So, he wants to do some tests. He tries to get Frank talking again. But nothing happens. He tries everything, but Frank is still close mouthed. Frank is having good time with keeping Giles frustrated. He could even say something, but Giles thinks then it was nothing. Maybe he even thinks he is going crazy. And then think about the students who will find their librarian talking to a dog, and expecting the dog to answer. And then think about if the Scoobies (minus Buffy) find him talking to Frank, and they think he really is crazy. Xander might crack some jokes about tweedy watcher and his dog obsession. And Willows tries to explain that dogs don't talk. And what Buffy does...? |
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Post by Aly on Mar 11, 2005 0:28:25 GMT -5
 Oh, that would be too perfect! Buffy: "Giles, dogs don't talk..." Giles: *says nothing* Buffy: "Giles, what are you doing to my dog." Willow: "He thinks it can talk." Xander: "He's been at this for hours." Willow: "Isn't that animal cruelty?" Buffy: "Uh, I think Frankie-pookins and I have to go now... and that means now, Giles." Giles: *still says nothing* Frank: *internally sblack persons* |
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Post by Goddessa39 on Mar 11, 2005 19:16:22 GMT -5
Frank: *internally what? person.* ?
Anyways, yeah, I can totally see that. But what if Snyder or Xander or something were to have similar 'hallucinations' as well, and Giles just believed that he was too drunk and the dog wasn't really talking, but the experience is remaining on his mind.
And meanwhile, none of the others that Frank has talked to is fessing up.
And what if, when Willow was on the computer or something, she asked something out loud and the dog was the only one there; he answers but she is too consumed in what she is doing to think about it. Later, it could be a way that makes some of the scoobies think the dog is evil because something (MIB like) is happening in the area and Bufyf and that 'Damn bloody dog' are always gone. THey could think he has her under his control or something.
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Post by Aly on Mar 14, 2005 1:44:52 GMT -5
You know, I intended to type that. I wonder what happened? Dumb cat must've been moving across the keyboard.
Frank could be the pooch from Hell, literally. I can just see a witch-hunt for poor Frank while Buffy is off fighting. Willow or Xander will kidnap the puppy, lock it in a cage, and poor Frank has to figure out how to contact Buffy to rescue him. Of course, backed into a wall and facing certain death from drugging, he might want to fess up what is going on so the others can help Buffy and save the day.
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